Raising Kids on Caffeine and Guesswork T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
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- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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Raising Kids on Caffeine and Guesswork — The Parent Tee That Tells It Like It Is
No plan survives contact with a toddler. This brilliantly detailed design lays out the actual parenting method in full — “Raising Kids on Caffeine and Guesswork” in bold terracotta lettering, with two exhausted coffee mugs flanking a wide-eyed frazzled stick figure parent in the middle. The left mug reads “Surviving One Sip at a Time,” the right reads “Because Plans Are Overrated,” and scattered around the whole scene are tiny crayon drawings, a toy car, a baby sock, and a baby bottle. It’s chaotic, charming, and painfully accurate.
Who Is This Tee For?
This design was made for parents who’ve abandoned the parenting books and are now operating purely on instinct, caffeine, and hope. The “caffeine and guesswork” concept is one of the most honest summaries of active parenting ever committed to a shirt — and the illustrated detail rewards every look with another relatable element. The frazzled stick figure parent between two equally tired-looking mugs captures that specific state of being simultaneously powered by and dependent on coffee while having absolutely no idea what you’re doing and making it work anyway. It speaks directly to moms, dads, and any caregiver in the thick of raising children who find more comfort in shared humor than in any parenting strategy they’ve ever read.
Why You’ll Love It
•  Richly illustrated scene with exhausted coffee mugs, stick figure parent, and scattered baby items
•  Hidden details — “Surviving One Sip at a Time” and “Because Plans Are Overrated” — reward a second look
•  Bold terracotta and black two-tone design with a warm, hand-drawn feel
•  Soft, comfortable unisex fit for busy parenting days and everything after
•  Available in four versatile color options
•  Sizes ranging from S to 3XL for an inclusive fit
•  A genuinely funny, deeply relatable parent gift that lands every single time
Perfect For
This shirt is a natural gift for baby showers, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, new parent celebrations, or any occasion where a parent in your life deserves to laugh at the beautiful chaos they’re living. It also works perfectly as a personal everyday tee for parents who want a shirt that accurately represents their current operating system. Pair it with jeans and trainers for a casual, comfortable look that tells the full truth about modern parenting in one glance.
Caffeine. Guesswork. Repeat. The Honest Parenting Strategy, Finally on a Shirt.
If your parenting approach could be summarized as “surviving one sip at a time” because plans are genuinely overrated, this tee has your back — and your whole chaotic, caffeinated story. Choose your color, grab your size, and wear the most accurate parenting philosophy ever printed with the pride it deserves.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
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