Powered By Coffee And Tiny Human Chaos T-Shirt
Original price was: $32.99.$25.99Current price is: $25.99.
Premium T-Shirts
Easy Returns
Fast Shipping
Guaranteed Safe Checkout
All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
👕 More Coffee Vibes You’ll Love
Powered By Coffee and Tiny Human Chaos — The Mom Tee That Tells the Truth
Coffee in one hand, absolute chaos in the other. This energetic design features a bold “Powered By Coffee and Tiny Human Chaos” layout with a lightning bolt-emblazoned takeaway cup at its center, surrounded by baby rattles, a pacifier, and cheerful star characters — all scattered mid-explosion in a burst of terracotta and warm brown. It’s the most accurate description of early parenthood ever printed on a t-shirt, and it wears that truth with humor and warmth.
Who Is This Tee For?
This shirt was made for parents — primarily moms, though any caffeine-dependent caregiver navigating the beautiful chaos of life with small children will instantly feel seen. The “tiny human chaos” concept captures that specific season of parenting where nap schedules, rattles, and sippy cups dominate every hour, and coffee is the only thing standing between you and complete exhaustion. The warm retro design style, with its terracotta palette and bold rounded typography, also appeals to parents who care about aesthetics and want a gift that feels current and considered rather than generic. New moms, toddler parents, daycare workers, and anyone in the thick of the tiny human years will find this one immediately relatable.
Why You’ll Love It
•  Energetic illustrated design with coffee cup, rattles, pacifier, and star characters
•  Lightning bolt power badge on the cup — because coffee IS a superpower for parents
•  Bold, warm retro typography in terracotta and rich brown tones
•  Soft, comfortable unisex fit for busy parenting days and casual evenings
•  Available in four versatile color options
•  Sizes ranging from S to 3XL for an inclusive fit
•  A funny, heartfelt gift that new and experienced parents will genuinely love
Perfect For
This tee is a natural gift for baby showers, new parent celebrations, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or any occasion that calls for acknowledging the magnificent chaos of raising small humans. It also makes a brilliant everyday shirt for parents who want their wardrobe to reflect their current life stage with humor and honesty. Pair it with jeans or joggers for a comfortable, easygoing look that still gets a knowing smile from every other parent who sees it.
Chaos Is the Job. Coffee Is the Fuel. This Shirt Is the Badge.
If your days are powered equally by caffeine and the beautiful unpredictability of tiny humans, this tee says it all without a single word of explanation needed. Choose your color, pick your size, and wear your “Powered By Coffee and Tiny Human Chaos” status with the pride it genuinely deserves.
Be the first to review “Powered By Coffee And Tiny Human Chaos T-Shirt”
You must be logged in to post a review.
All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!

















Reviews
There are no reviews yet.