Coffee Dad Dictionary T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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Celebrate Fatherhood and Dark Roast Humor with the Coffee Dad Dictionary T-Shirt
Fatherhood comes with certain unwritten responsibilities: guarding the home thermostat, perfecting the front lawn, and standing on the porch at sunrise with a steaming mug in hand. Formatted like an authentic dictionary page entry, this graphic top defines the modern father with spot-on humor. Printed in bold block typography, the design reads: “COFFEE DAD [kaw-fee dad] noun” followed by the definition, “A man holding a mug like a shield at 7 AM. Powered by dark roast, thermostat defense, and lawn optimization.” The entry wraps up with a hilarious real-life example: “Example: Standing in the driveway, silently judging the neighbor’s parallel parking.”
Who Is This Funny Dad Definition Tee For?
This graphic top is tailor-made for fathers, grandfathers, stepdads, new dads, and any man who takes his morning caffeine routine and lawn maintenance seriously. It speaks directly to guys who love classic dad jokes, yard work on weekends, and standing outdoors while sipping a fresh brew. Whether you are firing up the grill, heading out for weekend errands, or enjoying a quiet moment before the house wakes up, this comfortable piece brings a guaranteed laugh to your daily wardrobe.
Why You’ll Love It
•  Authentic Dictionary Formatting: Designed with a bold title, phonetic pronunciation, definition, and hilarious real-world example.
•  Relatable Dad Joke Humor: Captures classic fatherly habits like thermostat protection and driveway observation with lighthearted honesty.
•  Ultra-Soft Cotton Comfort: Crafted from 100% premium ring-spun cotton that provides a smooth, breathable fit for active weekends.
•  Durable Graphic Print: High-density printing keeps the sharp typewriter-style text crisp and easy to read wash after wash.
Perfect For
Father’s Day gifts, birthday presents for dads, weekend BBQ gatherings, casual garage projects, or simply relaxing on the porch with a fresh mug.
Honor the Neighborhood Legend in Total Comfort
Give dad a shirt that accurately describes his daily superpower. Select your favorite colorway and order your Coffee Dad Dictionary T-Shirt today!
Product Specifications:
•  Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
•  Available Colors: Charcoal, Black, White, Navy, Sport Grey, Natural, Military Green
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!























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