Coffee Mom Dictionary T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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Define the Chaos of Motherhood with the Coffee Mom Dictionary T-Shirt
Parenting is a rewarding journey filled with endless love, constant multitasking, and mugs that get forgotten on microwave turntables across the world. Styled like an authentic dictionary page entry, this graphic top captures the daily reality of busy mothers with spot-on humor. Formatted in bold serif typography, the design reads: “coffee mom [kaw-fee mom] noun.” followed by the definition, “A woman who has reheated the same cup three times and will drink it cold anyway. Not a morning person. A survivor.” The definition finishes with a hilarious example: “Example: Looking for the phone that is in her hand, while taking a sip from her mug.”
Who Is This Mom Definition Tee For?
This graphic top is tailor-made for mothers of toddlers, school-run veterans, overworked multitasking moms, and any parent who manages daily family life with humor and caffeine. It speaks directly to women who know the struggle of trying to drink a warm beverage before it goes cold. Whether you are driving kids to morning practice, tackling endless laundry loads, or stepping out for a quick grocery run, this comfortable tee brings a relatable chuckle to your casual attire.
Why You’ll Love It
•  Authentic Dictionary Formatting: Designed with phonetic pronunciation, part of speech, a witty definition, and a relatable real-life example sentence.
•  Hilarious Mom Life Humor: Captures the endearing chaos of parenting with genuine, lighthearted honesty.
•  Ultra-Soft Cotton Comfort: Crafted from 100% premium ring-spun cotton that provides a smooth, breathable fit for busy daily schedules.
•  Durable Graphic Print: High-density printing process keeps the clean espresso-brown text crisp and easy to read wash after wash.
Perfect For
Mother’s Day presents, school drop-off casual wear, playdates, weekend downtime, or as a funny solidarity gift for a fellow mom who constantly reheats her morning brew.
Celebrate the Everyday Parenting Survivor
Wear the reality of mom life proudly and with a smile. Select your favorite colorway and order your Coffee Mom Dictionary T-Shirt today!
Product Specifications:
•  Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
•  Available Colors: Natural, White, Black, Navy, Sport Grey, Charcoal
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!





















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