Coffee Because Murder is Wrong
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- SIZE CHART: 👕 T-Shirt Gildan 6400 Unisex
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780174487sebiv1780174487emerp1780174487us@tr1780174487oppus1780174487 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
- Unisex fit
- 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.1780174487sebiv1780174487emerp1780174487us@tr1780174487oppus1780174487
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
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Keep the Peace with the Coffee Because Murder is Wrong Tee
We’ve all had those mornings where the world feels a little too loud and our patience feels a little too thin. This Coffee Because Murder is Wrong shirt is a darkly humorous tribute to the beverage that keeps our social filters intact. Featuring a classic vintage-style illustration of a woman perched on a kitchen counter, savoring that essential first cup, this t-shirt delivers a hilarious ultimatum with a sophisticated retro vibe. It’s the perfect way to signal that you’re choosing civilization—one caffeine molecule at a time.
Who is this Sarcastic Vintage Tee For?
This tee is tailor-made for the morning-averse, the office cynics, and anyone with a sharp, dry sense of humor. It speaks to the people who view their first cup of coffee as a non-negotiable requirement for public safety. Whether you’re a tired parent, a night-shift worker, or someone who simply prefers the company of a French press over a talkative neighbor, this design hits home. It appeals to a target audience that loves 1950s-style domestic illustrations paired with modern, biting wit. If your personality doesn’t fully “boot up” until you’ve reached the bottom of the mug, this t-shirt serves as a fair warning to everyone in your vicinity.
Why You’ll Love It
• Authentic Vintage Illustration: Features a high-detail, one-color graphic of a woman on a kitchen table that captures a nostalgic, mid-century aesthetic.
• Witty Noir Statement: The “Because Murder is Wrong” quote is a bold, funny icebreaker that perfectly balances sarcasm with style.
• Premium Quality Fabric: Made from a soft-spun cotton blend, this t-shirt provides breathable comfort that lasts from your first sip to the evening wind-down.
• Classic Monochromatic Look: The clean, single-color print ensures the artwork remains the focal point while making the shirt easy to pair with any outfit.
• Relaxed Unisex Fit: Available in sizes S to 3XL, offering a comfortable silhouette that’s ideal for lounging or casual morning errands.
Perfect For
Brutally early Monday meetings, crowded grocery store runs, casual weekend brunch, or as a hilariously accurate gift for that one friend who is notoriously “difficult” before their morning brew. It’s the essential tee for anyone who values their freedom as much as their caffeine.
A Hilarious Choice for Social Harmony
Why leave your mood to chance when you can be caffeinated? This t-shirt balances a trendy, throwback look with a sentiment that strikes a chord with anyone navigating the stresses of modern life. It’s comfortable, witty, and arguably the most important piece of “safety equipment” you can wear in the morning.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780174487sebiv1780174487emerp1780174487us@tr1780174487oppus1780174487 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!

















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