Coffee Because Murder is Wrong Funny Retro T-Shirt

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How to measure

Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.

If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780338432sebiv1780338432emerp1780338432us@tr1780338432oppus1780338432 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!

Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000

  • Unisex fit
  • 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric
  • Runs True To Size
  • Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
  • Do not dry clean
  • Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.

  1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
  2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
  3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
  5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.

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  • Runs True To Size
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Returns

Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.

  • Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
  • No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.

Eligibility for a Refund:

  • Received product damaged or defective
  • Within 30 days of purchase
  • MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item

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The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

  • Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
  • The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
  • All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.

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“Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong” Funny Retro Tee

For those mornings when you’re a little short on patience, this t-shirt says it all. It’s a hilarious and witty statement on the vital role of coffee in maintaining peace and order. With its vintage style and sarcastic message, this tee is a perfect fit for anyone who runs on caffeine and a healthy dose of dark humor.

🎨 A Sarcastic Message with Retro Style
This tee features a bold, vintage illustration that feels straight out of a classic comic book. It showcases a cool, retro-styled woman with a wry smile, holding her coffee cup, with the unmistakable slogan “Coffee! Because Murder Is Wrong…” The clean graphics and old-school aesthetic give the shirt a unique and timeless appeal. It’s a statement piece that’s sure to get a laugh from fellow coffee lovers and sarcasm fans.

For Lovers of Coffee & Dark Humor
This shirt is made for the sarcasm lover who isn’t afraid to make a statement. It’s an ideal choice for the coffee mom or parent who appreciates a bit of dark humor to get them through the day. It’s a fantastic way to show a little personality at the coffee shop, during a casual get-together, or just while navigating the daily grind.

👕 Built for Comfort, Made for Mirth
Crafted from a premium, ultra-soft cotton blend, this unisex tee is designed for lasting comfort, no matter how long your day is. The sure-fit cut resists stretching and fading, ensuring the print stays as fresh as a new joke. Available in classic colors—Black, Military Green, Charcoal, and Navy—plus sizes S to 3XL to fit every caffeine champion.

Why You’ll Love It:
✅ A bold, retro-styled graphic with a funny, sarcastic saying.
✅ Perfect for coffee lovers and fans of dark humor.
✅ Made from an incredibly soft and comfortable cotton blend.
✅ A great gift for the coffee mom or parent in your life.
✅ Versatile style that works for any casual occasion.

💡 Great For:
Early morning routines, coffee shop hangs, gifting to a sarcasm-loving friend, or just because.

Your daily dose of caffeine and humor.

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All sizes are in inches (in)

T-Shirt Sizing Outline Illustration

How to measure

Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.

If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780338432sebiv1780338432emerp1780338432us@tr1780338432oppus1780338432 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!