Morning Person Dictionary T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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Unmask Early Riser Myths with the Morning Person Dictionary T-Shirt
For those of us who rely entirely on freshly brewed caffeine just to function before noon, people who wake up naturally energized seem like an entirely different species. Formatted like a detailed dictionary entry, this graphic top breaks down the concept of early risers with peak sarcastic humor. Printed in bold dark typography, the design reads: “MORNING PERSON [mor-ning pur-suhn] noun” followed by “1. Definition: A mythical creature allegedly powered by sunlight instead of caffeine.” It continues with “See also: Unsolved mysteries, biological anomalies, red flags.” and concludes with the ultimate example: “Example: Texting ‘Emergency!’ at 6 AM because they found a great parking spot at the gym.”
Who Is This Anti-Morning Definition Tee For?
This graphic top is tailor-made for night owls, slow starters, coffee addicts, and anyone who views early alarms as a personal offense. It speaks directly to students powering through morning classes, office workers dragging themselves to 8 AM meetings, and anyone who needs a quiet brew before engaging in conversation. Whether you wear it to work from home, run weekend errands, or relax with friends, this shirt delivers an instant laugh for anyone who isn’t a fan of early starts.
Why You’ll Love It
•  Authentic Dictionary Styling: Styled with phonetic spelling, part of speech, cross-references, and a hilarious real-world example.
•  Witty Sarcastic Humor: Playfully pokes fun at early birds with relatable, self-aware commentary.
•  Ultra-Soft Premium Cotton: Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, breathable feel that keeps you cozy while you wake up.
•  Durable Textile Printing: High-density printing keeps the crisp dark typography sharp and legible through repeated washing.
Perfect For
Lazy weekend mornings, casual work-from-home days, gift exchanges, gym runs for non-morning people, or as a hilarious gift for the night owl in your life.
Embrace Your Night Owl Status
Set your boundaries early without saying a single word. Pick your favorite colorway and order your Morning Person Dictionary T-Shirt today!
Product Specifications
•  Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
•  Available Colors: Charcoal, Black, White, Navy, Sport Grey, Military Green
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
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