I Like My Coffee T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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I Like My Coffee Like I Like Myself: Bitter, Dark, and Hot
A triple self-assessment delivered with complete confidence. This clean, understated tee prints “I like my coffee like I like myself: bitter, dark, and hot.” in casual handwritten-style typography, centered and stacked on a white shirt with the kind of quiet certainty that only comes from someone who has thought about this and fully committed to the position. No illustration required. The sentence carries all the weight it needs entirely on its own.
Who Is This Tee For?
This shirt is made for people who wear their personality traits as a badge — specifically the ones who lean into “bitter, dark, and hot” as a self-description and find it more accurate than they’d care to publicly admit. It’s a natural fit for dark roast drinkers who identify with the coffee they order, for dry humor enthusiasts who enjoy a joke that sounds like a self-roast and a flex simultaneously, and for anyone with a sharp enough sense of self-awareness to find “bitter, dark, and hot” genuinely flattering in all three dimensions. It also appeals to gothic and alternative aesthetic lovers who want their humor delivered in a font that’s casual rather than theatrical, and to anyone who considers a dark cup of black coffee their most accurate personality portrait.
Why You’ll Love It
•  One of the cleanest, most satisfying self-aware coffee jokes in the collection
•  Casual handwritten-style font that delivers the line with perfectly timed ease
•  Clean centered layout — no decoration needed when the sentence is this good
•  Soft, comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
•  Available in six versatile color options
•  Sizes ranging from S to 3XL for an inclusive fit
•  A sharp, funny gift for black coffee drinkers, dark humor enthusiasts, and confident self-assessors
Perfect For
This tee works for casual everyday wear, coffee shop outings, or any social occasion where a shirt that introduces your personality before you do is considered a feature rather than a bug. It also makes a brilliantly targeted gift for that one friend who drinks their coffee black, doesn’t smile before noon, and would genuinely receive “bitter, dark, and hot” as a compliment. Pair it with all-black for a look that fully commits to the energy, or contrast it with lighter pieces to let the irony breathe.
Bitter. Dark. Hot. Accurate on All Three Counts.
If your coffee order and your personality share the same three characteristics — and you’re entirely at peace with that — this tee puts the self-assessment in writing with casual confidence and no further explanation required. Choose your color, pick your size, and wear your truth accordingly.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
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