I Have Selective Hearing Sarcastic Coffee Cat T-Shirt
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- SIZE CHART: 👕 T-Shirt Gildan 6400 Unisex
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780609076sebiv1780609076emerp1780609076us@tr1780609076oppus1780609076 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
- Unisex fit
- 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.1780609076sebiv1780609076emerp1780609076us@tr1780609076oppus1780609076
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
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A Sassy Cat With a Coffee Attitude
The design features a relaxed cartoon cat in a cozy scarf, hugging a steaming mug of coffee against a retro sunset-style backdrop. The bold quote “I have selective hearing – I’m sorry you weren’t selected today” delivers just the right mix of sarcasm and chill vibes. This playful artwork stands out on black, white, navy blue, sport grey, military green, and charcoal, making it easy to match with jeans, leggings, or your favorite lounge pants.
Made for Everyday Comfort
This unisex graphic tee is crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend that feels great from the first sip of coffee to the last errand of the day. The fabric is lightweight yet durable, designed to hold its shape and color through regular wear and washing so your new favorite funny coffee shirt stays looking sharp. With a classic fit and crew neckline, it works just as well layered under a flannel as it does on its own.
Who It’s For
This shirt is perfect for coffee lovers, cat people, and anyone with a slightly sarcastic sense of humor. Pet owners who joke about their cat listening “only when it wants to” will instantly relate to the message. It also makes a great gift for baristas, coworkers, or introverts who like to let their wardrobe do the talking during morning meetings or coffee shop hangs.
Why You’ll Love It
• Soft, comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
• Funny quote that speaks to coffee addicts and cat lovers
• Retro aesthetic design that feels modern and trendy
• Works as a unique gift for pet owners and caffeine fans
• Versatile color range to suit different outfits and moods
Your New Go-To Coffee Outfit
Wear this selective hearing coffee cat tee on your next café run, lazy Sunday at home, or casual office day and let everyone know you only have energy for good coffee and good vibes. It’s the ideal blend of humor, comfort, and personality — just like your favorite cup.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780609076sebiv1780609076emerp1780609076us@tr1780609076oppus1780609076 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!





















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