I Drink Coffee For Your Protection Funny T-Shirt
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- SIZE CHART: 👕 T-Shirt Gildan 6400 Unisex
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- Description
All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780603920sebiv1780603920emerp1780603920us@tr1780603920oppus1780603920 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
- Unisex fit
- 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.1780603920sebiv1780603920emerp1780603920us@tr1780603920oppus1780603920
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
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For Your Protection – Distressed Coffee Lover Tee
Some mornings, coffee isn’t just a drink—it’s a public service. This distressed typography tee makes that crystal clear with a bold, tongue-in-cheek message: “I Drink Coffee For Your Protection.” Because sometimes caffeine is the only thing standing between you and chaos.
⚡ Bold Statement With a Distressed Edge Printed in a vintage, worn-in style, the slogan adds just the right dose of attitude while keeping your outfit effortlessly casual. The minimal typography design ensures it pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket for that laid-back, lived-in look.
☕ Made for True Coffee Warriors
Ideal for coffee enthusiasts who know that their morning cup doesn’t just fuel them—it protects everyone else, too. Whether at the office, in class, or just navigating daily life, this shirt gets the point across before you even take your first sip.
👕 Comfort Meets Durability
Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this unisex tee is built for daily wear—commutes, coffee runs, or weekend lounging. The distressed print is designed to last through countless washes, keeping its vintage vibe intact. Available in Black, Military Green, Charcoal, and Navy, in sizes S through 3XL.
Why You’ll Love It:
• ✅ Distressed typography for a vintage, worn-in look
• ✅ Relatable slogan every coffee lover will appreciate
• ✅ Soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
• ✅ Durable print that holds its character wash after wash
• ✅ Perfect gift for sarcastic coffee drinkers
💡 Great For:
Office humor, morning commutes, coffee shop hangs, or gifting a friend who’s a little scary before their first cup.
Because sometimes, drinking coffee really is for everyone’s protection.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780603920sebiv1780603920emerp1780603920us@tr1780603920oppus1780603920 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!

















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