Espresso Yourself Before You Possess Yourself Halloween Coffee T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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Espresso Yourself Before You Possess Yourself — The Halloween Coffee Tee with an Edge
Caffeinate first. Haunt later. This high-impact typography tee takes one of the cleverest coffee puns in the game and delivers it in the most dramatic way possible — bold, scratchy, distressed brush lettering in cream on black, filling the entire shirt with raw, jagged energy. “Espresso Yourself Before You Possess Yourself” reads like a warning, a wellness tip, and a Halloween declaration all at once. No illustrations needed. The typography alone makes this one impossible to ignore.
Who Is This Tee For?
This design sits at the crossroads of coffee culture, Halloween aesthetics, and dark typography fashion — three communities with significant overlap and a shared love of things that look slightly menacing in the best possible way. It’s made for coffee lovers who prefer their humor sharp and their wardrobe darker, Halloween enthusiasts who want something wearable well beyond October, fans of heavy metal and horror-adjacent lettering styles, and anyone who simply appreciates a genuinely clever pun delivered with maximum visual impact. The distressed brush lettering gives it a raw, handcrafted quality that appeals to people who love expressive typography and aren’t afraid of a shirt that commands attention.
Why You’ll Love It
•  Clever Halloween coffee pun with genuine wit — “Espresso / Possess Yourself”
•  Bold distressed brush lettering that fills the shirt with striking energy
•  Raw, scratchy typography aesthetic that works for Halloween and everyday dark fashion
•  Soft, comfortable unisex fit for year-round wear
•  Available in four dark, moody color options
•  Sizes ranging from S to 3XL for an inclusive fit
•  A standout gift for Halloween fans, coffee lovers, and dark typography enthusiasts
Perfect For
This tee works brilliantly as a Halloween party shirt, a spooky season everyday look, or simply a year-round graphic tee for anyone who leans into darker aesthetic fashion. It also makes a genuinely original gift for coffee-obsessed Halloween lovers, fans of horror and gothic culture, or anyone who appreciates a pun that takes a second to fully land — and then lands perfectly. Pair it with black jeans and boots for a Halloween-ready look, or wear it casually any time the “possess yourself” warning feels relevant.
The Pun Is Sharp. The Lettering Is Sharper. Get Your Espresso First.
If you’ve ever worried about possessing yourself before getting your morning coffee, this shirt understands the assignment completely. Choose your color, pick your size, and consider this your official warning — espresso first, everything else after.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
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