Escape Plan T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
👕 More Coffee Vibes You’ll Love
Hide from Adulting in Style with the Escape Plan T-Shirt
When endless to-do lists, daily errands, and overwhelming adult responsibilities become too much, there is only one sanctuary that offers instant peace: your favorite local café spot. This minimalist typographic graphic top lays out your survival strategy with sharp, relatable humor. Printed across the chest in bold, modern sans-serif typography, the main headline reads “my escape plan: a coffee shop”, followed by a typewriter-style subline underneath stating “Currently hiding from my adult responsibilities”. It is an honest, clever piece that turns your daily espresso break into a well-deserved sanctuary.
Who Is This Sarcastic Hideout Graphic Tee For?
This top is tailor-made for overworked professionals, busy college students, stressed parents, and introverts who use café nooks as their personal hiding spots. It speaks directly to anyone who needs a quick retreat from daily chores, office emails, or household chaos. Whether you are grabbing a cold brew to go, sitting in a quiet corner booth with headphones, or stepping out for a mid-afternoon breather, this shirt delivers a funny, knowing nod to fellow masters of evasion.
Why You’ll Love It
•  Modern Dual-Font Layout: Features strong, lower-case sans-serif text paired with typewriter font for a clean, contemporary look.
•  Relatable Adulting Humor: Delivers an honest statement about stepping away from daily stress to recharge.
•  Ultra-Soft Cotton Comfort: Crafted from 100% premium ring-spun cotton that feels smooth, lightweight, and breathable all day long.
•  Durable Graphic Quality: High-density textile printing keeps the bold text and detailed font work sharp through every wash cycle.
Perfect For
Café study sessions, casual work-from-home days, weekend breaks, quiet coffeehouse dates, or as a funny, thoughtful gift for a friend who is constantly “adulting” under pressure.
Claim Your Sanctuary in Pure Comfort
Step away from daily chaos and let your apparel state your current location status. Choose your favorite shade and order your Escape Plan T-Shirt today!
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!





















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