Coffee Worship Cult Member, Funny Dark Humor T-Shirt

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How to measure

Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.

If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780609578sebiv1780609578emerp1780609578us@tr1780609578oppus1780609578 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!

Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000

  • Unisex fit
  • 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric
  • Runs True To Size
  • Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
  • Do not dry clean
  • Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.

  1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
  2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
  3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
  5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.

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  • Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
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  • Runs True To Size
  • Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

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Returns

Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.

  • Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
  • No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.

Eligibility for a Refund:

  • Received product damaged or defective
  • Within 30 days of purchase
  • MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item

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The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

  • Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
  • The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
  • All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.

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The Coffee Worship Cult Member Tee

Our Leader Is Caffeine
If your devotion to coffee feels less like a habit and more like a sacred ritual, this shirt is for you. Our “Coffee Cult” tee celebrates that all-consuming passion with a dark, humorous twist. This shirt is for anyone who knows the truth: the real magic potion isn’t from a witch’s cauldron, it’s from a coffee pot.

🧛‍♂️ Spooky & Sarcastic Style
The shirt’s front features a vintage-style illustration of a dapper vampire, with a confident smirk and a steaming cup of coffee in hand. The bold, spooky font reads “COFFEE WORSHIP” and “CULT MEMBER,” with a little bat and moon for extra flair. The eerie blue-green print on a dark t-shirt creates a cool, retro aesthetic that’s perfect for the spooky season and beyond.

Who Is It For:
•    Die-hard coffee lovers who appreciate the dark, sarcastic side of life.
•    Halloween enthusiasts looking for a funny, unique shirt for parties or trick-or-treating.
•    Fans of classic horror and vintage aesthetics.
•    Anyone with a dark sense of humor who knows the only cult they’d ever join is one dedicated to caffeine.

👕 Everyday Comfort, Unisex Fit
Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton, this tee delivers lasting comfort for late-night coffee sessions or spooky autumn adventures. The classic unisex fit ensures it looks great on everyone.

Why You’ll Love It:
•    ✅ Unique, dark humor design that stands out.
•    ✅ Retro-inspired graphic perfect for the spooky season.
•    ✅ Soft, comfy cotton for all-day wear.
•    ✅ Flattering unisex sizing for a perfect fit.
•    ✅ An excellent gift for the coffee-obsessed friend who loves Halloween.

💡 Perfect For:
Halloween parties, coffee shop visits, or just making a spooky statement about your caffeine devotion.

Join the cult. We have coffee.

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All sizes are in inches (in)

T-Shirt Sizing Outline Illustration

How to measure

Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.

If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780609578sebiv1780609578emerp1780609578us@tr1780609578oppus1780609578 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!