Caffeine Makes Me Less Reptilian T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
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- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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Caffeine Makes Me Less Reptilian Tee
The Caffeine Makes Me Less Reptilian tee is a funny, self-aware coffee shirt for anyone who needs a little caffeine before feeling fully human. With its playful reptile-style mascot and bold blue lettering, this t-shirt turns morning irritability into a joke that coffee lovers will immediately understand.
Who Is This Tee For?
This shirt is perfect for coffee drinkers, introverts, night owls, students, office workers, and anyone who jokes that they are not really awake until after their first cup. It also fits people who love quirky animal graphics, sarcastic humor, and designs that say what many of us are thinking before noon. If coffee helps you go from “reptilian mode” to functional, this tee was made for you.
Why You’ll Love It
• The design is funny and relatable, making it a strong conversation starter for coffee runs and casual outings.
• The simple mascot-style artwork gives the shirt a clean, modern look that stays easy to wear.
• The bold text is readable at a glance, so the message lands quickly and clearly.
• It has a lighthearted, offbeat personality that makes it feel fresh in 2026.
• It is a great gift for caffeine addicts, animal lovers, and people with a dry sense of humor.
• The minimalist graphic works well with jeans, joggers, shorts, and relaxed everyday outfits.
Perfect For
Wear this tee on mornings when you need coffee before you can answer emails, talk to people, or even form a complete sentence. It is also a great pick for work-from-home days, study sessions, weekend errands, and casual coffee shop visits. With sizes from S to 3XL and colors like White, Sport Grey, Light Blue, and Natural, it gives you plenty of options for comfortable everyday styling.
A Funny Coffee Mood
Caffeine Makes Me Less Reptilian is the kind of shirt that captures the universal truth of modern mornings: coffee comes first, personality comes second. It is playful, easy to wear, and perfect for anyone who wants a coffee tee with a little bite.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!

















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