Before Coffee T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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What Happens Before Coffee Stays Before Coffee — Classified
The evidence has been collected. A steaming coffee mug stands in a police lineup — height chart behind it, holding a sign that reads “Offense: Pre-Coffee” — beneath the bold declaration “What Happens Before Coffee” and the conclusion “Stays Before Coffee: Classified.” It’s a fully committed bit, executed with genuine illustration quality and a red stamp that seals the whole scene with perfect comic authority. Whatever happened before that first cup is, officially, classified information.
Who Is This Tee For?
This design is made for anyone whose pre-coffee self is considered a separate, unaccountable entity — someone who has learned, over time, that what happens in those first uncaffeinated minutes of the morning should genuinely be sealed, stamped, and never discussed. The police lineup concept applied to a coffee mug is the kind of layered joke that works on multiple levels: the mug is both the suspect and the solution, the offense is simply “pre-coffee,” and the verdict is classification. It resonates with dry humor enthusiasts, coffee devotees with a dark sense of fun, and anyone who has ever needed someone to acknowledge that the pre-coffee version of themselves operates under completely different terms and conditions. Morning-averse people, night owls, shift workers, and anyone who considers their first cup a legal requirement will feel genuinely seen.
Why You’ll Love It
•  Brilliantly original police lineup concept with a coffee mug as the subject
•  “Offense: Pre-Coffee” sign detail is the kind of joke that earns a proper laugh
•  Bold vintage-style typography with a warm cream and tan color palette
•  Red “Classified” stamp brings the whole scene to a perfect, authoritative close
•  Soft, comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
•  Available in seven versatile color options
•  Sizes ranging from S to 3XL for an inclusive fit
•  A genuinely clever gift for dry humor lovers, morning-averse coffee drinkers, and anyone who considers their pre-coffee behavior inadmissible
Perfect For
This shirt works brilliantly as an everyday casual tee, a weekend coffee run outfit, or any morning occasion where a design that fully understands the pre-coffee situation feels appropriate — which is most mornings. It also makes a standout gift for coffee-loving friends with a dry sense of humor, coworkers who know better than to interact before the first cup, or anyone who would appreciate having their pre-caffeinated behavior legally protected under a classified stamp. Pair it with dark jeans and clean trainers for a casual, confident look.
Sealed, Stamped, and Fully Caffeinated — Just Like It Should Be
If your morning behavior qualifies as classified information until the coffee kicks in, this tee makes that designation official. Choose your color, pick your size, and let the mug take the stand — the defense rests.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
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