It’s Just Coffee T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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It’s Just Coffee, Nobody Dies — The Sarcastic Tee That Settles the Debate
A calm reassurance for chaotic mornings. This boldly minimal design prints “It’s Just Coffee, Nobody Dies.” in large, clean sans-serif typography across the shirt — nothing else, no illustration, no decoration, no softening of the message whatsoever. It’s a statement that functions simultaneously as a morning mantra, a polite warning, and an extremely accurate risk assessment of what happens when someone comes between a coffee lover and their cup.
Who Is This Tee For?
This shirt is made for people who communicate in deadpan and consider their coffee non-negotiable. The oversized clean typography format — no frills, no graphics, no apology — appeals strongly to minimalists, dry humor enthusiasts, and anyone who finds maximum comedy in maximum understatement. It’s the kind of shirt that makes the right people laugh immediately and loudly while everyone else reads it twice wondering if it’s serious. Which, to be clear, it absolutely is. It resonates with coffee drinkers who prefer their humor blunt, introverts who’d rather wear their social boundaries than explain them, and anyone who has ever had to explain to a coworker, partner, or family member that the morning coffee is not optional and is, in fact, directly related to everyone’s continued wellbeing.
Why You’ll Love It
• Maximally minimal design — the typography IS the joke, and it lands every time
• Clean bold sans-serif lettering that reads with complete conviction
• Deadpan humor that works precisely because it’s delivered so plainly
• Soft, comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear and morning survival
• Available in six versatile color options
• Sizes ranging from S to 3XL for an inclusive fit
• A perfectly pitched gift for dry humor lovers, coffee dependents, and people of few words
Perfect For
This tee is an ideal gift for anyone whose morning personality is best described as “caffeinate first, personality later” — friends, coworkers, partners, or family members who have made their coffee priorities very clear over the years. It also works as a personal everyday shirt for people who appreciate a design that does exactly what it says and nothing more. Pair it with anything — the design is built to go with everything because the message transcends outfit categories entirely.
Five Words. Zero Negotiations. Perfect Shirt.
If “it’s just coffee, nobody dies” is the kind of thing you’d put in an email subject line if mornings had email subject lines, this shirt expresses your morning philosophy with exactly the directness it deserves. Choose your color, pick your size, and consider this your official position statement on the matter.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
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