Reading Fictional Problems To Avoid My Own T-Shirt
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
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- Runs True To Size
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Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus
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Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Unisex fit
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
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Escape Reality with the Cynical Cat Reading Tee
Sometimes, the best coping mechanism for real-world stress is to completely immerse yourself in fictional drama, and our Reading Fictional Problems To Avoid My Own shirt understands that perfectly. This design isn’t just about a witty quote; it features a wonderfully sarcastic, hand-drawn illustration of a weary cat leaning precariously against a towering, unstable stack of books. Clutching a warm cup of coffee with a knowing expression, this feline mascot perfectly embodies the desire to escape into a chapter rather than deal with actual responsibilities. It’s a compelling piece of cynical humor that captures the essence of modern exhaustion with a playful, artistic twist.
Who is this Sarcastic Literary Tee For?
This t-shirt is tailor-made for the proud introverts, the creative writers navigating writer’s block, and the deep-thinkers who prefer a quiet corner table at a sunlit café over a loud social gathering. It speaks directly to the reader who frequently says, “just one more chapter” at 2:00 AM, and the dedicated caffeine purist who treats their morning brewing ritual as a sacred event. If your favorite subculture involves dark humor, vintage-style line art, and the comforting predictability of fiction, this tee belongs in your collection. It appeals to a target audience that finds solidarity in shared cynicism, offering a stylishly dark way to showcase your love for books, animals, and the escape that only a novel can provide.
Why You’ll Love It
• Cynical Line Art Illustration: Features a custom, hand-drawn graphic of a fatigued cat with coffee and books, adding an authentic indie-boutique feel to your casual wear.
• Witty Sarcastic Quote: The “Reading Fictional Problems To Avoid My Own” text perfectly summarizes a common coping strategy with a sharp, relatable sense of humor.
• Premium Soft-Spun Quality: Fabricated from a high-grade cotton blend that provides exceptional breathability and a silky-smooth touch for all-day comfort while lost in a chapter.
• Versatile Alt-Culture Aesthetic: The clean black line-work and typography seamlessly coordinate with distressed denim, oversized flannels, or layered cardigans.
• Durable Graphic Finish: We use professional-grade inks to ensure the fine details of the weary cat and stacked books illustration remain sharp and expressive, wash after wash.
Perfect For
Attending local book club meetups, hiding from responsibilities at the library, editing your novel at a busy roastery, or gifting to the un-apologetic, cynical novel addict in your social circle.
Wear Your Escape Plan with Pride
Why hide your favorite coping mechanism when your clothing can feel this authentic? This t-shirt brilliant balances a highly fashionable, alternate-culture aesthetic with a heartwarming, relatable sentiment. It’s comfortable, confident, and serves as the perfect casual armor for tackling a long day of avoiding your own reality.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.sebivemerpus@troppus One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
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