Coffee Mascot Because Functioning is Optional

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How to measure

Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.

If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780238656sebiv1780238656emerp1780238656us@tr1780238656oppus1780238656 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!

Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000

  • Unisex fit
  • 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric
  • Runs True To Size
  • Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
  • Do not dry clean
  • Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.

  1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
  2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
  3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
  5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.

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  • FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
  • Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
  • Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
  • Runs True To Size
  • Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

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Returns

Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.

  • Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
  • No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.

Eligibility for a Refund:

  • Received product damaged or defective
  • Within 30 days of purchase
  • MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item

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**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

  • Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
  • The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
  • All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.

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Who is this Sarcastic Mascot Shirt For?
This t-shirt is designed for the night owls who have been forced into a 9-to-5 world, the exhausted parents, and the students surviving on “liquid focus.” It’s for the baristas who see the “walking dead” every morning and the office workers who know that the first pot of coffee is the most important teammate they have. If your sense of humor is a little self-deprecating and you’ve ever joked that your personality doesn’t actually exist until you’ve reached the bottom of your mug, this shirt was made for your wardrobe. It’s a badge of honor for anyone who prioritizes their roast over their responsibilities—at least for the first hour of the day.

Why You’ll Love It
•    Retro Character Design: Features a charming “rubber hose” style mascot that brings a vintage pop-art vibe to your outfit.
•    Vibrant Color Palette: The bold blue and sun-orange graphics create a high-contrast look that stands out on any fabric color.
•    Premium Comfort: Crafted from a soft, high-quality cotton blend that keeps you cozy while you wait for your energy to kick in.
•    Relatable Humor: The “Functioning is Optional” slogan is a perfect conversation starter for fellow caffeine addicts.
•    Durable Print: High-definition ink ensures the mascot stays bright and the text remains crisp, wash after wash.

Perfect For
Casual Fridays at work, slow Sunday morning bakery runs, or as a hilarious gift for the friend who is notoriously grumpy before 10:00 AM. It’s also the ideal choice for “work from home” days when your webcam is off but your kettle is definitely on.

The Essential Uniform for the Unfiltered
Why pretend to be a morning person when you can just be a coffee person? This tee balances 1950s animation aesthetics with a very modern sentiment. Whether you’re actually functioning or just faking it, this shirt ensures you look stylish while doing so.

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All sizes are in inches (in)

T-Shirt Sizing Outline Illustration

How to measure

Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.

If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780238656sebiv1780238656emerp1780238656us@tr1780238656oppus1780238656 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!