The Dark Matter of Life Albert Einstein Coffee T-Shirt

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How to measure

Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.

If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780614899sebiv1780614899emerp1780614899us@tr1780614899oppus1780614899 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!

Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000

  • Unisex fit
  • 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric
  • Runs True To Size
  • Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
  • Do not dry clean
  • Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.

  1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
  2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
  3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
  5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.

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  • FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
  • Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
  • Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
  • Runs True To Size
  • Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**

Returns

Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.

  • Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
  • No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.

Eligibility for a Refund:

  • Received product damaged or defective
  • Within 30 days of purchase
  • MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item

You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.1780614899sebiv1780614899emerp1780614899us@tr1780614899oppus1780614899

**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

  • Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
  • The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
  • All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.

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For those who treat coffee like a cosmic discovery, this clever tee turns your morning brew into the ultimate scientific breakthrough.

A Clever Nod to Coffee and Genius
The design features a classic halftone-style portrait of a wild-haired scientist thoughtfully sipping a cup of coffee, paired with the quote: “I Discovered The Dark Matter Of Life – It’s Called Coffee.” The simple black print on light fabric gives it a vintage, intellectual feel that works perfectly on black, military green, charcoal, and navy blue. It’s a subtle yet witty way to show your love of caffeine and big ideas.

Comfortable Enough for Deep Thoughts
Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this unisex tee is made for long study sessions, late-night projects, and slow weekend mornings. The lightweight fabric keeps you comfortable whether you’re at the lab, in the library, or behind your laptop, and it holds its shape and print through regular washing. With its classic crew neck and relaxed fit, it pairs easily with jeans, chinos, or joggers for an effortlessly smart casual look.

Who It’s For
This shirt is ideal for coffee lovers who also geek out over science, physics, or anything involving the mysteries of the universe. It’s a fun pick for students, professors, researchers, and self-proclaimed nerds who rely on a steady stream of coffee to fuel their curiosity. It also makes a thoughtful gift for science teachers, STEM majors, or anyone who likes their humor a little brainy and their mug always full.

Why You’ll Love It
•    Witty “dark matter of life” coffee quote with a science twist
•    Halftone portrait style for a classic, scholarly vibe
•    Soft, everyday comfort in a unisex fit
•    Great gift for science fans, students, and coffee addicts
•    Versatile color options to suit both casual and smart-casual outfits

Fuel for Minds and Mornings
Reach for this tee whenever you’re brewing a strong cup and tackling big ideas, and let your outfit quietly declare that the real secret of the universe is, of course, coffee.

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All sizes are in inches (in)

T-Shirt Sizing Outline Illustration

How to measure

Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.

If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780614899sebiv1780614899emerp1780614899us@tr1780614899oppus1780614899 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!