Hello Darkness My Friend Raccoon Coffee Tee
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- SIZE CHART: 👕 T-Shirt Gildan 6400 Unisex
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780603767sebiv1780603767emerp1780603767us@tr1780603767oppus1780603767 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!
Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
- Unisex fit
- 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: warm (max 105F or 40C )
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Follow these additional tips, and your t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer.
- Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It’s a simple yet crucial step.
- Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents.
- Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
- Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
- Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren’t always the best of friends.
Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!
- Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Runs True To Size
- Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
**Please note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based**
Returns
Our goal at Supreme Vibes is that you love your order. Our coffee-inspired items are usually non-returnable, but we aim for 100% satisfaction. If something’s not right, just reach out to us.
- Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
- No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
Eligibility for a Refund:
- Received product damaged or defective
- Within 30 days of purchase
- MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
You can always contact us for any return questions at pohs.1780603767sebiv1780603767emerp1780603767us@tr1780603767oppus1780603767
**This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice**
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
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Meet your caffeine spirit animal—a raccoon, caught red-pawed, clutching its sacred mug of black coffee, eyes hidden behind cool, round shades. With the phrase “Hello Darkness My Old Friend” printed beneath, this tee is all about those midnight hours, deep thoughts, and humor that only true coffee (and raccoon) lovers will understand.
Legend has it raccoons are creatures of the night, always on the hunt for their next snack or shiny object. But for this masked bandit, nothing shines brighter than a fresh cup of dark roast. Whether sneaking around the kitchen at 2 a.m. or plotting the perfect coffee break, this raccoon knows: darkness isn’t something to fear—it’s something to drink and savor. The classic lyric twist isn’t just a nod to the iconic song; it’s a love letter to the mysterious, comforting power of coffee—a companion on late nights, early mornings, and every shadowy hour between.
Who is it for?
This shirt is a must for coffee fans, raccoon lovers, or anyone who vibes with a slightly eerie, slightly hilarious take on their morning ritual. It’s a conversation starter for people who appreciate dry humor, moody graphics, or the mystery of those who thrive after sundown! Available in White, Sport Grey, Charcoal, Natural, Orange, and Military Green, it’s made with soft, comfy cotton for easy everyday wear.
Why You’ll Love It
• Playful hand-drawn raccoon art
• Unique blend of humor and dark roast love
• Comfortable classic unisex fit
• Color options for every mood
Perfect for
Late-night coffee runs, autumn bonfires, quirky outings, or days when a sense of humor (and a strong brew) is essential. It’s equally perfect as a cheeky gift for that friend who’s not a morning person or the one who knows the best stories begin after dark.
Pull on this tee and embrace the humor (and comfort) of life’s darker, coffee-fueled moments—just like everyone’s favorite nocturnal friend.
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All sizes are in inches (in)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length | Size Tolerance |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.50 |

How to measure
Chest width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
If you are unsure what size will work for the fit you’re seeking, please reach out to pohs.1780603767sebiv1780603767emerp1780603767us@tr1780603767oppus1780603767 One of our experts will be happy to assist you!





















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